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Humour Page

One of the key values we treasure most is humour. This page contains a list of documents we occasionally circulate internally to help our own line people keep their humor.

Phrases "Officially" Banned from Nexbridge Documents

While we're not entirely serious about having banned the words and phrases in this humor piece, sometimes, words become tiresome, or silly, or just downright annoying.

The Definitive Exercise Program for the Consultant on the Run

This exercise program is designed to help build your mind and spirit through laughter. No one, to our knowledge, actually follows this program; particularly because it could get them thrown off the plane or out of the airport. Remember that it's a piece of humor and nothing more. The Nexbridge management team hopes you enjoy this regiment and that you don't suffer undo hard disk strain. Best wishes and good luck.

The Measure Of Progress

The US standard railroad gauge (width between the two rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England. Enjoy the bizarre origins of this standard.